Fun Country Camping Tips!

Experience has proven that a camper can never have too much information. The following camping tips are offerrred to newbies and veterans alike with an eye towards enhancing your camping experience.

You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.



A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes a great hockey puck.



In an emergency you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.



The guitar from the noisy teenager in the next campsite makes great kindling.



A large carp can be used for a pillow.



Check the washing instructions before purchasing any clothing to wear camping. Only buy ones that read " Beat on a rock in a stream."



The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however does nothing for the eagle.



It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motorhome.



Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in bear country. The tricky part is getting the bears to wear them.



In an emergency, the drawsting from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.



Now go out there and have fun!