Experience has proven that a camper can never have too much information. The following camping tips are offerrred to newbies and veterans alike with an eye towards enhancing your camping experience.
You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes a great hockey puck.
In an emergency you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.
The guitar from the noisy teenager in the next campsite makes great kindling.
A large carp can be used for a pillow.
Check the washing instructions before purchasing any clothing to wear camping. Only buy ones that read " Beat on a rock in a stream."
The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however does nothing for the eagle.
It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motorhome.
Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in bear country. The tricky part is getting the bears to wear them.
In an emergency, the drawsting from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
Now go out there and have fun!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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